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Well, all good things must come to an end, and like most trilogies, this one probably should’ve ended sooner than it did. The second Matrix movie, really? The Return of Jafar? Three long stories about the customer service of ice cream manufacturers? Continue reading


If I took the time to make a list of the things that I really care about in this life, ice cream and integrity would probably both be on the page within the first few lines.

If you put those things together, watch out–because I’ll probably go on a rant like this one.
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There’s one point in Stranger than Fiction where Dustin Hoffman’s character instructs Will Ferrell’s character to stay home and do nothing. The idea is that the story that ends with his death can’t move forward if Ferrell doesn’t allow the plot to continue. Continue reading