You Are the Richest

Glory in this moment.
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Regular Old.

Regular Old.

  • April 29
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Come on out, friends and strangers. I'll be driving around by myself for most of this, so come and let's share a kind word.
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Ice Cream and Integrity (Part 3)

Ice Cream and Integrity (Part 3)

Well, all good things must come to an end, and like most trilogies, this one probably should've ended sooner than it did. The second Matrix movie, really? The Return of Jafar? Three long stories about the customer service of ice cream manufacturers?
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Ice Cream and Integrity (Part 2)

  • February 11
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If you need a refresher, go back and read Part One. Let me warn you, I take my ice cream far too seriously. Don't judge me, and don't stand in between me and my frozen sugar-dairy.
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Ice Cream and Integrity (Part 1)

Ice Cream and Integrity (Part 1)

If I took the time to make a list of the things that I really care about in this life, ice cream and integrity would probably both be on the page within the first few lines. If you put those things together, watch out--because I'll probably go on a rant like this one.
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Tour Announcement!

Tour Announcement!

  • October 2
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I give to you the Time for Tea Tour!
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Move the Story Forward

Move the Story Forward

  • September 11
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Alright. Let's get you up to speed. There's one point in Stranger than Fiction where Dustin Hoffman's character instructs Will Ferrell's character to stay home and do nothing. The idea is that the story that ends with his death can't move forward if Ferrell doesn't allow the plot to continue.
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November Tour and Other Disturbances

November Tour and Other Disturbances

Good August everybody, I was looking on this site the other day and realized how it feels a little bit lonesome, a little neglected.
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4 or 5 Things

4 or 5 Things

  • July 23
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I'm not sure how many things there will be, you know? Just flying by the seat of my old basketball shorts here.
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